JESUS WAS A PROGRESSIVE LIBERAL

If Jesus were here today, he would put the Republicans 0n the same list with the Pharisees and Sadducees. Jesus would be for Social Security, he would be for Medicare, he would be for Obama Care, he would be for unemployment benefits, he would be for increasing minimum wages, he would be for food stamps, and he would be for the Five-Finger-Agenda-which you can read at the Internet Free Press. Ayn Rand, Paul Ryan, and Mitt Romney wouldn’t love Jesus. Paul Ryan and Mitt Romney  would be in the crowd shouting, “give us Ayn Rand!

Why Christians want to be republicans is beyond the range of my knowledge. Jesus said, “I have come that you might have life and have it more abundantly”. Republicans stand in the door to prevent it with flaming swords.

Mitt Romney chances of getting into Heaven are as good as a camel going through the eye of a needle. If he goes to Hell, he doesn’t have to worry– some good Morman will get baptize for him; and out of Hell he will come like Hitler did.

NEW BIRTH CONTROL NUT HITS MARKET

Ladies, you don’t need to put an aspirin between your knees any more; have your fun.
Next time you have sex, and you don’t want to get pregnant; just tell your mind that it was
a legitimate or forcible rape. Your body will do the rest. If you don’t believe it, ask Paul Ryan or Todd Akin. It’s hard to believe that one of these nuts is running for the Senate, and the other nut is running for President of the Senate.

MR. ROMNEY, APRIL 15, IS DEADLINE FOR TAX RETURN

How comes a man running for President of the United States can’t get his tax return on time? Isn’t it a bad example to set for the Country to follow? It shows that you are special. Your feet don’t smell. I know anyone can get a deadline extension, but you would think with all of your tax experts that you could get it done on time; and you want to be President of The United States of America!

SYRIA SHOULD BE THE NEXT DOMINOE TO FALL

Mr. President, don’t let the Jewish State of Israel control our foreign policy. They already control our monetary system and the News media. America is not the Promise Land that Moses promised them. If there were a God, she wouldn’t choose one person over another. There wouldn’t be any wars-period. We would all live in peace and harmony with each other.

Moses talked to a burning bush about four thousand years ago, and he wrote the first five books of the Bible. I don’t care what 99.99% of USA citizens believes, but I do believe that the President of America should keep his head screwed on straight.

Please, don’t let Netanyahu rush us into a war with Iran. If he can’t wait, what ever he bite off let him chew alone. Syria should be the next dominoe to fall. Iran will get the message.

Our war policy should be: no boots on the ground, eat our lunch at home, and enter and leave war when we want to. That way, we won’t get bogged down in the mud. Visit the Internet Free Press often for a different point of view.